{"id":925,"date":"2009-01-12T02:12:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-12T10:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/?p=925"},"modified":"2009-01-12T02:12:52","modified_gmt":"2009-01-12T10:12:52","slug":"david","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2009\/01\/david\/","title":{"rendered":"David"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here we go, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/11\/nelson-bradley\/\">another<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/mark\/\">impression<\/a> of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/12\/brandon\/\">coworker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I love it when David leaves at the end of the day. He&#8217;s always wearing his backpack and a baseball hat (I didn&#8217;t have one, so I went with Google since it was black), and approaches with a slightly concerned face and his eyes darting around, looking for who knows what. Snipers, maybe. He then stops and looks into the cube as if he&#8217;s just witnessed some traumatic event, and in a nearly out-of-breath half-whisper, says, &#8220;See you guys,&#8221; before walking off to wrestle a bear or whatever it is he does after work. Here&#8217;s my attempt at an impression:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PMNfUnoMgog\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>As far as I know, he doesn&#8217;t visit my site. Let&#8217;s keep it that way. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m waiting for my copy of iLife &#8217;09 to arrive with the new iMovie, and I couldn&#8217;t find any junk HDV tapes to use for this, so I&#8217;m still rockin&#8217; the Quick Capture feature on YouTube.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here we go, another impression of a coworker. I love it when David leaves at the end of the day. He&#8217;s always wearing his backpack and a baseball hat (I didn&#8217;t have one, so I went with Google since it was black), and approaches with a slightly concerned face and his eyes darting around, looking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2009\/01\/david\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">David<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}