{"id":93,"date":"2008-03-26T20:14:02","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T03:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thewysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/03\/idiot-marketing-credit-cards\/"},"modified":"2025-05-14T15:23:07","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T19:23:07","slug":"annoying-marketing-credit-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/03\/annoying-marketing-credit-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"Should I add an &#8220;Annoying Marketing&#8221; category to my blog?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Today I found two pieces of <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/03\/wysz-hates-charities\/\">annoying marketing<\/a> in my mailbox, both from my credit card company. One is a check that when cashed would enroll me in some fraud protection thing, which is stupid since I shouldn&#8217;t be liable for fraudulent charges anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The other is an offer for an &#8220;upgrade&#8221; (and yes, even they used quotes) to a different card. Actually, it isn&#8217;t a physically different card&#8230; I would be sent a sticker, that I, a grown adult, could proudly place on my existing card to &#8220;transform&#8221; it. Two things really bothered me about this offer:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>The offer came in an important-looking piece of paper that is its own envelope, like the kind you get from your bank, where you have to tear off the perforated edges. This meant that I had to invest time into investigating its junkiness.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>If the &#8220;upgrade&#8221; were free, maybe I&#8217;d take it. But it isn&#8217;t \u2014 a $79 annual fee is mentioned on the back of the offer, about 1\/3 of the way through the fine print terms that I&#8217;m not really expected to read. On the front, this is the only indication that there may be some sort of fee listed on the back that I should look for:<em> &#8220;Just sign below and return this form (postage-paid reply envelope enclosed) to accept your [service] status, as described in the details on the other side of this form.&#8221;<\/em><br><br>Here&#8217;s the other side of the form. Can you spot the price? It&#8217;s in bold so this shouldn&#8217;t be hard:<br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"396\" height=\"258\" class=\"wp-image-94\" style=\"width: px\" src=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/terms-1.jpg\" alt=\"Terms in tiny print\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/terms-1.jpg 396w, https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/03\/terms-1-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 396px) 100vw, 396px\" \/><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>In an effort to reduce my incoming junk mail, I called the card company. It was funny because I didn&#8217;t know of a better term to use, so I asked the representative to take me off the &#8220;junk mail&#8221; list. Fortunately, she knew what I meant, and said that my request was processed. She then told me that I may continue to receive junk mail for up to 90 days. That&#8217;s three months. You&#8217;d think modern technology would be able to stop the spam before the end of June.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I found two pieces of annoying marketing in my mailbox, both from my credit card company. One is a check that when cashed would enroll me in some fraud protection thing, which is stupid since I shouldn&#8217;t be liable for fraudulent charges anyway. The other is an offer for an &#8220;upgrade&#8221; (and yes, even &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/2008\/03\/annoying-marketing-credit-cards\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Should I add an &#8220;Annoying Marketing&#8221; category to my blog?<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-annoying-marketing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3263,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/3263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wysz.com\/wyszdom\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}