OnlineHaircuts.com is pleased to announce its mission statement:
OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies.
Disclosure to investors:
This visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn’t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.
I can’t wait to be a customer. Fabulous mission statement.
Can I get in before the IPO?
just an opinion…might not be too wise to use “bleeding” in the context of haircuts…
LOL. Also, I agree with Sandy.
I’ve added the statement as our meta description tag. Hopefully it will improve our snippets. 🙂
wow, so many plays on words in one blog post. i approve