Mission statement

OnlineHaircuts.com is pleased to announce its mission statement:

OnlineHaircuts.com intends to revolutionize the personal grooming space, leading the bleeding edge of cutting edge web technologies.

Disclosure to investors:
This visionary statement cost us over $50,000 in consulting fees, but if it doesn’t gel, we may cut it. Just FYI.

6 thoughts on “Mission statement”

  1. just an opinion…might not be too wise to use “bleeding” in the context of haircuts…

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