Why it’s fun to own onlinehaircuts.com

Actual email thread [with edits]:

From: [name omitted @ a well-known tech company]
To: appointments@onlinehaircuts.com

I need to take an appt. today. I am in bldg [number]. My number is [number]. Is it possible to get one today? Thanks.

[signature omitted]

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From: appointments@onlinehaircuts.com
To: [name omitted @ a well-known tech company]

Hi, [name omitted]

You probably meant to contact OnSite Haircuts: http://www.onsitehaircuts.com/appointments.php

OnlineHaircuts.com is not taking appointments at this time. We’re still developing the technology.

– The OnlineHaircuts.com Team