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From: [name omitted @ a well-known tech company]
I need to take an appt. today. I am in bldg [number]. My number is [number]. Is it possible to get one today? Thanks.
To: [name omitted @ a well-known tech company]
Hi, [name omitted]
You probably meant to contact OnSite Haircuts: http://www.onsitehaircuts.com/appointments.php
OnlineHaircuts.com is not taking appointments at this time. We’re still developing the technology.
– The OnlineHaircuts.com Team