All quotes paraphrased.
Ted: are you coming home for thanksgiving?
Ted: call me when you get home.
After work, I call Ted:
Ted: What’s up?
Me: Nothing. You told me to call you.
Me: You said that I should call you when I get home.
Ted: [laughing] I meant when you get home. I thought you don’t refer to [California] as home.
Me: I don’t. I thought you meant my apartment. I was too busy to correct you.