Geek dream for the future

Today I read an article (after being tipped off by Santosh) about a futurist named Ray Kurzweil naming some of his predictions for the not-so-distant future. I’m not going to make any predictions, but here’s one area not covered by the article where I’d like to see major advances sooner rather than later: Transportation.

It’s obvious that we’ll make great improvements in clean energy, so I’m confident that transportation will go “green.” But something else I’d really to happen is an amazing increase in efficiency, such as the elimination of traffic jams. And mass transit isn’t always the answer. Even with gas prices where they are, I still prefer my car for most trips because it is the fastest, most convenient way to go. We need to make transportation better at all levels. Have you ever sat at a red light, and noticed that everyone else at the intersection was stopped as well? Did you feel like there were moments, if you disregarded traffic laws and safety, that you could have just gone through anyway? I do this all the time (the thinking part, not the doing!), and even though I haven’t taken math since high school, I can just feel how inefficient the current system is. The answer to the problem is simple: Humans shouldn’t drive. Computers should. Think about the amount of lives this would save with the reduction in crashes, road rage, and general stress.

The most terrifying blog entry I’ve ever written

I like nature. For most of my childhood, I lived in houses surrounded by woods, and I liked to explore them. I even went to an Audubon camp in Maine for two summers to hike and check out puffins. But spiders terrify me. Tonight, I was just sitting on my couch minding my own business, when I noticed a small spider crawling on my shirt. Fortunately, it crawled away from my face, and then onto my laptop. I was about to blow it off when it scurried under my laptop’s keyboard.

Watching the keyboard very carefully, I did what any reasonable arachnophobic blogger would do. I opened up a new blog entry and prepared to quickly announce my departure from the Internet, at least until I could get to another computer. But before I could even tap out a one-liner, the spider came back out, narrowly missing my fingertip and causing me to leap from my seat. As I was in mid-air, with gravity doing what gravity does best, I had to quickly act to balance three very strong emotions, all vying for priority: Fear of spiders, love of my MacBook Pro, and respect for my coffee table and body, which were about to collide.

I cannot remember what happened during the time between the realization of this situation and the moment I returned to the ground, but I ended up on my feet, laptop safely in my hands, and spider harmlessly on the floor. Oh, and my heart was beating about a zillion BPM.

Block Twitter followers who follow everyone?

If someone starts following me on Twitter, and I see that he/she is also following thousands of other people, should I just block him or her? I can’t think of a legitimate reason why someone would follow so many people. The only explanations I can come up with are that people are doing this just as a game, or doing it with the hope that those who are followed will reciprocate.

Unless someone can convince me otherwise, I’m using the block feature like it’s free.

The Internet is so confusing

Apparently Bebo and Meebo are not the same thing. This might explain why I recently got a funny look when I said to an employee of one (and I have no idea which), “I think I just talked to one of your coworkers.” Whoops.