Epic dream

I often remember my dreams when I first wake up (or at least the last part of them), but it’s rare that I’m still thinking about it on the way to work. Here are some highlights from last night’s epic dream:

  • I’m home in Pennsylvania late at night and it’s snowing. Reid is there too, and we agree that when the sun comes up we should go outside and take pictures while everything is pristine.
  • I’m witnessing a burglary somehow (two burglars in one house), and then as often happens in my dreams, at some point my point of view changes and I’m actually one of the burglars, and am breaking things out of frustration. Then I have to go out the window and onto the roof, which is kind of cool.
  • A drunk woman breaks my car window in a parking lot and I follow her and call 911, after first misdialing the number, getting someone else, and asking, “Umm, is this 911?”
  • I’m inside the Jeep that I used to drive (in PA), and it’s really clean.
  • It’s Christmas (or around that time) and my extended family is around. My grandfather is wearing his father’s Christmas sweater that he just recently found in storage.
  • I get chickenpox.

Where to watch the 2009 presidential inauguration online

Want to watch Obama get sworn in live on Tuesday but won’t have access to a TV? Here’s a listing of some places you can watch online. I’m listing a bunch of options, since some of them may not properly anticipate demand and you may have to try multiple sites before you get a working feed. All of these streams require Flash, unless otherwise noted. If you don’t know what Flash is, you probably have it.

Obama will be sworn in around noon Eastern time on January 20th, but the broadcasts will begin hours before that, so tune in whenever you want.

If you’re reading this after the event and are looking for archived video, I’m sure you can find it on many of the same sites listed below. Obama’s YouTube channel is also probably a good place to look.

The Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies
This feed will be closed captioned.

Hulu

CNN
Their player wanted me to install some Octoshape plugin when I tested it; it took a while and even crashed Safari on my Mac. It did work after restarting my browser though. There’s no direct link to the feed available yet, so I’d recommend going to their video page and then clicking on “Live Video” at the top of the screen.

Ustream.TV
You can also watch on your iPhone. (requires WiFi)

Joost

C-SPAN
Windows Media (Flip4Mac works)
RealPlayer

Current

MSNBC

Thanks to CNET for a bunch of the links.

My plan? I’ll be bringing in my antenna to work and hauling our game room’s HDTV into a larger conference room so we can watch in HD from one of the local networks. In case the antenna doesn’t cooperate, I’ll have my laptop connected to the TV as well, ready to turn to one of the above sites as a backup.

Medicine cabinet

I’ve been in my current apartment for a year and a half now. As I’ve complained before, I’m not a huge fan of the management’s seemingly endless reasons reasons to enter my apartment, turn off my water, make me move my car, or otherwise remind me that I am not in control of my home. These inconveniences occur at least once a month. Recently, they informed everyone that they had to inspect the bathroom fixtures in every apartment, including the medicine cabinets. I knew my apartment didn’t have a medicine cabinet, but maybe that part of the letter applied to pre-renovation tenants.

Tonight, I found a new letter on my door explaining that they had identified my medicine cabinet as one of the units that needed replaced, because the mirror attached to it was in danger of falling off. Huh? But I don’t have one! Ugh, stupid management… right? I walked into my bathroom and looked at the mirror. It’s right up against the wall, so there can’t be a cabinet behind it. I pulled a little anyway, and WOW, I HAVE A MEDICINE CABINET! It’s just built in to the wall. Man, if I had recessed lighting I’d probably assume my apartment had no light bulbs. I totally see what they mean about the mirror, though. It’s held on with those adhesive circles that you pick up at Target when you want to hang up something light like a postcard. Not that I hang postcards. Matt does with Mariya’s, though. Okay, turning into a rambling post… need sleep.

I wonder if my last apartment had a medicine cabinet. Or the one before that.

David

Here we go, another impression of a coworker.

I love it when David leaves at the end of the day. He’s always wearing his backpack and a baseball hat (I didn’t have one, so I went with Google since it was black), and approaches with a slightly concerned face and his eyes darting around, looking for who knows what. Snipers, maybe. He then stops and looks into the cube as if he’s just witnessed some traumatic event, and in a nearly out-of-breath half-whisper, says, “See you guys,” before walking off to wrestle a bear or whatever it is he does after work. Here’s my attempt at an impression:

As far as I know, he doesn’t visit my site. Let’s keep it that way.

I’m waiting for my copy of iLife ’09 to arrive with the new iMovie, and I couldn’t find any junk HDV tapes to use for this, so I’m still rockin’ the Quick Capture feature on YouTube.

Amazon Prime tip – is that item really ineligible?

I recently searched for [riedel crystal cloth] on Amazon. Since I’m a member of Amazon.com Prime, I decided to filter the results to only items eligible for Prime’s free shipping, and clicked on the link shown below:

Shipping Option: Any Shipping Option: Prime Eligible (1)

As you would expect, the list of results was filtered down to one item (from a list of one, actually, but that’s not important). However, the item listed didn’t have the comforting Prime logo in the description. I clicked through to the product page, and sure enough, I saw the following text:

This item is not eligible for Amazon Prime when purchased from CentralChef. See more buying choices

Confused, and convinced that Amazon had a bug (hey, I understand that generating high-quality search results is hard), I sent them a message. Surprisingly, I got a non-canned reply just a few hours later, on a Saturday night. They explained that the item is in fact sold by not only CentralChef (not Prime eligible), but also by Amazon.com itself. In order to buy from Amazon, I needed to click on the “See more buying choices” link. From there, I was able to choose Amazon as the merchant.

So there you go. If you come across an item that at first doesn’t seem to be eligible for Prime, always double-check by clicking on that “buying choices” link.

Why I’m qualified to work in search

Reid
hey wysz
Michael Wyszomierski
hey reid
Reid
since you know so much about the office
Reid
i wanted to find the episode
Reid [timestamp: 12:07:46]
where dwight and jim have poor employee review scores
Michael Wyszomierski [timestamp: 12:07:55]
customer survey
Reid
that’s the name?
Michael Wyszomierski
is the name of the episode
Michael Wyszomierski
yes
Reid
WOW
Reid
you’re good
Michael Wyszomierski
thanks
Michael Wyszomierski
http://www.hulu.com/watch/43180/the-office-customer-survey
Reid
wow that was amazing
Reid
good job

2009 to-do list

I don’t usually do New Year’s resolutions, but since Reid doesn’t either and still blogged about it, I’ll list some things I’d like to do this year:

Why old people use portals

Yes, the title of this entry makes an unfairly general assumption.

I’m not an expert on user interfaces but I was just thinking about this and wanted to write it down. I think that people who didn’t grow up with computers were used to being able to see and access the controls for every discrete function of a device at once—nothing hidden behind menus, multi-function buttons, etc. A lamp had a switch that lets you turn it on or off. A car had a steering wheel, a shifter, and a couple of pedals. An oven had a dial to set the temperature. A TV had a dial for the channels, a dial for the volume, and a power switch. A typewriter had a button for each letter. Of course as more functions were added to devices, having a dedicated button for each function became less practical. I always thought it would be funny to see a keyboard for a logographic language with a dedicated key for each word. The keyboard would fill a room and typing would involve a lot of sliding back and forth on a wheeled chair.

The confusion began when interface elements (such as a button) got more than a single function. The old joke used to be that nobody could program a VCR, or even set the clock on it. This is probably because the VCR mainly had buttons primarily dedicated to functions like “PLAY” and “STOP,” and were labeled as such. However, the less common functions, like setting the time, often required complicated actions like holding two buttons as once, and neither of them were labeled “SET TIME TO 8:35 PM.”

As these buttons gained more functions, they received less descriptive labels. “FAST FORWARD” became “FF,” and later letters were removed altogether as “PLAY” turned into “►.” For those of us who grew up with these universal symbols, it’s pretty obvious what each button does, and it’s nice that the symbols are consistent across devices. To the less technically versed, it can be like learning hieroglyphics.

Over time, the interface elements became even more generic. Again focusing on home audio/video equipment, remotes started to receive a joystick-like component (up, down, left, right, and enter). Some were replaced with a single touchscreen, with perhaps a couple of hard buttons for volume. And, as the manufacturers received complaints from users (or the people who were in charge of selling to and/or teaching the users), a few more hard buttons were added that could be programmed with various other single functions or macros.

But while video equipment may have always had some confusion associated with it, even traditionally familiar devices were no longer immune to these changes. Digital clocks became cheap, and were slapped on almost any electronic device imaginable from to bump up the feature list. Just think of how many places you can check the time in your kitchen. Many of these clocks read 12:00 for their entire operating lifetimes.*

Cars were affected as well. First, changes were limited secondary functions like the radio, which saw its traditional hard buttons replaced with confusing interfaces like BMW’s iDrive wheel. It made some sense to people used to computers (navigate, select/execute), but it is the perfect example of how simplifying an interface is not just a matter of removing as many interface elements as possible. Now, even functions like changing from “DRIVE” to “PARK” in a BMW with automatic transmission is accomplished with the push of a button, instead of the familiar and perhaps more satisfying “clunk” of a traditional shifter.

Which brings me to portals. A site that is a portal (and I’m not even talking about the modern versions, which are more like customized dashboards), can be easier for someone unfamiliar with its functions to understand. Everything is right there, whether you asked for or are interested in it or not. The same portal which may be appealing to the less-savvy user may appear cluttered and busy to the user who knows that they can have an interface where they just get exactly what they want, when they want it. To use an offline example, a beginner computer user simplifies things by putting a shortcut/alias to every single application (or document or website) on the desktop. A power user uses an application launcher. Something else that I’ve noticed while blogging recently: I use fewer links now. Before, I would link to something if I thought some of my readers might not know what it is. Now, I assume they know to highlight it and search.

And that typewriter that had a button for each letter? Well, how many of you remember explaining how to type names of people in pre-smartphone cell phones with three letters per key? Think that was tough? Soon, you’ll only have one button to choose from.

* The cool thing about that sentence is it makes sense for either tense of the word “read.”

Final Macworld keynote

Well, if this is the last Apple keynote at Macworld, I certainly can’t skip my obligatory commentary.

iMovie
I’ll likely be buying the new version of iLife so I can get going on my project to archive my home video library. I will use it primarily for organizing my library since I do editing with Final Cut, but the new editing features should be great for people editing simple home videos.

iPhoto
Face recognition and geotagging are useful features. I’m using Picasa for now because it syncs with the web interface. I used to be a primarily iPhoto/Flickr user but things got out of sync quickly as I reorganized my photos. It looks like this new version is a little better: if you make a change on your published album it will be updated online, but it doesn’t look like a two-way street (I may be wrong), and I’d really not have everything centered on my single hard drive. I trust the cloud more. So I’ll probably use Picasa for my primary photo management, but I can see myself hopping into iPhoto for stuff like photo books or maybe some slideshows for the fam.

GarageBand
I wasn’t paying too much attention at this point, but I think the artist lessons is a cool feature that I won’t use, but many people will. It’s always been a fun app.

iTunes Plus
$108.43 | 475 Total Songs | 119 Songs | 24 Albums
I haven’t clicked BUY as of this writing, but I’ll probably just go for it soon.

I’m glad they’re about to bring the entire catalog to iTunes Plus. Apple gets a lot of flak for DRM, but I remember the launch of the iTunes Music Store when I was in college and everyone else considered online music as something that must be stolen, so I understand why it may have been a necessary evil to get the major labels to participate in the first place. Now, however, I see absolutely no reason for it (if they labels don’t see the value in online music by now forget them), so I’m glad I’ll be able to play my music on any device of my choosing. Now that DRM (on music, anyway) is about to die and never be missed, can I start asking again for iTunes Pro?

iWork
I don’t currently use iWork, but the updates look nice for those who do. I won’t be buying it since Google Docs does what I need for free. If I did a lot of presentations, however, I would totally get a kick out of controlling them with my iPhone. Keynote is still rare enough in the business world that it can really make your presentations stand out.

MacBook Pro
The new battery life sounds awesome, although I do understand the concern about it not being removable. The unfortunate part about this is that those who really do need longer-lasting batteries probably need to be able to swap them out, since plane journeys can last longer than eight hours. I’m not in the market for a new laptop yet, but if I were, this one would be at the top of my list.

In an oddly angry mood today

Michael Wyszomierski
thnaks
Michael Wyszomierski
taknks
Michael Wyszomierski
thanks
Michael Wyszomierski
will do
Mike Leotta
drunk?
Michael Wyszomierski
no, just sitting in a weird position
Michael Wyszomierski
and still getting used to my macbook wheel
Mike Leotta
hahah
Mike Leotta
that got like 1500 diggs in about 20 minutes today
Michael Wyszomierski
wow
Michael Wyszomierski
it was really well done
Michael Wyszomierski
i liked the attention to detail
Michael Wyszomierski
everything looked like real apple marketing material
Michael Wyszomierski
they got the font and look and everything just right
Michael Wyszomierski
even made those little signs you see in apple stores
Michael Wyszomierski
very well done
Michael Wyszomierski
better than the “real” news i heard on the radio this morning
Michael Wyszomierski
that said “apple’s mac expo” was in town
Michael Wyszomierski
which is totally wrong
Michael Wyszomierski
it’s called Macworld, and it’s not apple’s conference
Michael Wyszomierski
i yelled at my radio but they didn’t hear me
Mike Leotta
hahah
Michael Wyszomierski
and then i started yelling that california forgot how to drive while i was gone
Michael Wyszomierski
it was a lovely morning
Mike Leotta
i got stuck in traffic during the 2 mile drive from the dentist to work
Mike Leotta
i wasn’t happy either
Michael Wyszomierski
that always fascinates me
Michael Wyszomierski
how there is traffic in the late morning
Michael Wyszomierski
i mean who are all these people?
Michael Wyszomierski
are they all late for work every day?
Mike Leotta
you’re one of them