I’ve never been comfortable giving or receiving compliments. When I get one, I feel like I need to either even things out by immediately giving one back, or make things even less even by using a comeback as if I was just insulted. And when I want to give one, I will often say it sarcastically, because again, I’m more comfortable with insults.
I’m really weird.
I saw Cars 2 tonight. It has been receiving mixed reviews, so I was happy to find out that I enjoyed it. It’s not my favorite Pixar movie, but it’s still good. The imagery that Pixar is able to pull off has obviously advanced, and even though I still grumble about 3D, the extra dimension didn’t bother me in this film, even during scenes with fast motion, which in other movies has caused an annoying flicker. And of course there were many creatively funny moments. I especially enjoyed the Towkyo scenes.
That’s where I stand on Cars 2. I’ll soon let you know how I feel about Final Cut Pro X, which is also getting a mixed reception. I’m currently using it to edit a new cooking episode.
Me: What did I tell you about living in the cloud?
Sandy: Did you just tell her, “What did I tell you about living in the cloud?”
Me: Yes.
Sandy: Is this another one of your racist things?
Whenever someone has just had a baby, they always hook you up with some stats: What time it was born, how long it is, and how much it weighs. I guess this is meaningful to some people, but to me, whenever someone gives me any kind of information about a baby, I just see the same generic baby in my head. I don’t know how to process the information differently depending on the values of the different variables. However, I’m not criticizing parents who do this. Because to be honest, at this point, there’s not much to say about the new person yet. They haven’t invented some cool new gadget or resolved an international conflict. At this point, the only accomplishment of this baby is existing and taking up physical space. So, I guess length and weight are pretty good.
Last week, I had a typical Wysz experience.
I was invited to a party that attracts the startup crowd, including founders and investors. Being in the tech business, I figured it would be fun to attend. Plus, I had this funny idea that if anyone asked for my card, I could hand them an OnlineHaircuts.com business card. I didn’t expect anyone to believe that it was a legitimate business, but it could be a good ice breaker. So, at the last minute I ordered some business cards from MOO. Of course, being a party in San Francisco with people I don’t know, I was still lacking a true reason to want to go there, other than the fact that I thought it might lead to some interesting conversations. But, since I had already told people I was going, I got in my car and drove up to the city on the night of the party. Traffic wasn’t great, but it wasn’t horrible. Once in the city, I got to play the fun driving game of wondering whether or not it’s safe to go at a green light, since there’s a good chance that the light will turn red again before the car in front of me lets me clear the intersection. I ended up doing pretty well. After miraculously ending up in the right lanes at the right times, which can require looking ahead a turn or two on the GPS, I found myself outside the venue. All I had to do at that point was find parking. I started looking around for a garage. I didn’t see any, so I just kept driving. I came across some parking signs, and followed the arrows. After several blocks, I still didn’t see any parking. At this point, I started grumbling about how I don’t like driving in the city, and I should have parked in San Bruno and had Uber drive me from there, and I don’t really like parties anyway, so maybe I shouldn’t go, but I guess I have to go since I told people I was going, but no, I’m an adult now and I can do what I want, but maybe to avoid embarrassment I will just imply that I went, kind of like that time I was invited to a high school graduation party and I went but only stayed for ten minutes and then got lost on purpose so it would take me a long time to get back home. Eventually, I got far enough from the venue that I was able to safely justify to myself that it was too far away to park, and that I should switch the destination in my phone back to my apartment. I did that, and of course on my way out of the city I ended up in traffic in the wrong lane, and, not being an aggressive driver or the type who minds getting lost, went ahead and kept going in the wrong lane, which eventually took me to Treasure Island, where I turned around in a parking lot and got back on my way. This was my second time driving up to San Francisco and back without getting out of my car. Once back in Sunnyvale, I got a meatball sub at Subway and went to bed early. That may not sound exciting to some people, but for me, it was a pretty awesome evening.
I’ve only used it once, but I am already a fan of Uber. In fact, I liked it before I tried it. The way it works is first you register for an account and install the Uber app on your phone. When you want to go somewhere, simply open up the app, which finds your location via GPS, and request a driver. A comfortable town car will then be dispatched to your location, and you can watch the driver’s progress in real-time on the app, and even call them if necessary. Once in the car, you let the driver know where you want to go, and they take you there. When you arrive at your destination, simply get out of the car. No cash or tipping; the fare is automatically charged to your credit card. You can then use the app to rate your driver. (And they can rate you.)
If you’ve ever heard me talk about the unpredictable experience of riding an American taxi before, you will see why I like Uber. The first time I tried it was on a trip to the airport. I pulled out my phone, and set my location. This part of the UI needs a little work; it kept choosing an address on the other side of the street, and if I moved the marker too far, trying to force it to be on my side of the street, it would snap to a side street. I then requested a ride, and was told that Ronaldo, the driver, would arrive in six minutes. I was able to track the driver via GPS, and six minutes later, he arrived on the wrong side of the street. He didn’t see me, but that was no problem as I just tapped on the “call driver” button and let him know to do a quick U-turn. After that, it was a quick and friendly trip to the airport, and my receipt was emailed to me. A cool line item on the receipt was “Rounding Down” as they round down the fare to the nearest dollar. I saved 96 cents.
When I returned from my trip, I got in the regular taxi line at the airport. I was treated to a ride with a driver who was on the phone the entire time, communicating with me via hand motions to ask where to go, and a handwritten sign on the meter that simply said “CASH.” What a contrast.
Of course if you look at their site, you’ll see that the main reason you would go with a more traditional form of transportation over Uber is the raw price. But remember, the lowest price doesn’t always mean the best value, depending on what you value. Since I need a ride infrequently, using Uber isn’t going to make me go broke, and the last time I called for a regular cab they never showed up. Uber’s customer service is pretty sweet too. They noticed that I was once unable to find an available car in my area, and proactively contacted me to make sure we were still cool.
I’ll be spending some time in San Francisco this week, and while I don’t expect to have any transportation needs, if I do, I think I’ll choose Uber. Oh, and in case you came across this post looking for a pre-arranged pickup solution in the San Francisco area, Uber doesn’t offer that (that I know of), but PlanetTran is good.
I watched Super 8 last night, and really enjoyed it. With the classic Spielberg influence, the time period (1979, but that’s basically ’80s), and the fact that it was about kids making a movie, it made me nostalgic. I felt like a kid at the movies again. Definitely worth watching.
I love the story about Nelson and nail polish, but now I know a better one.
Last weekend, Nelson proposed to Kim. She said yes. Here’s how it went down. Nelson’s friend suggested, as a joke, that Nelson hide the ring in the kitty litter and have Kim find it. Last Saturday, Nelson wrapped the ring in Saran wrap and buried it in the (clean) litter box. Later that night, he asked her to clean the litter box. She didn’t. On Sunday morning, when the litter was no longer clean, she did. After realizing that Kim hadn’t noticed the ring, he told her to put the dirty litter back in the litter box. I can’t imagine what was going through her mind when she complied with his odd request. Finally, she saw the ring.
Sometimes proposals happen at a romantic location like the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, where one could argue that a quick “Yes” may come as a result of being caught up in the moment. Nelson’s proposal came after asking Kim to clean a litter box, and then making her put it back after she did. If she said yes after all of that, she must really mean it.
In February, I visited Walt Disney World for a long weekend with Brendan, who was able to get us some pretty good deals with his Cast Member discounts. I had spent the weekend before that in Las Vegas, which provided an interesting contrast. Even though I woke up sick after the first night and was sick for the duration of the vacation, I really had a good time and look forward to future trips.
We visited four parks: Epcot, Animal Kingdom, Magic Kingdom, and Disney’s Hollywood Studios. We also spent an evening in Downtown Disney. Considering the short duration of the trip and the fact that I was sick, we were still able to pack a lot into the agenda, which is good because Disney World is huge. The scale is just incredible: 47 square miles. Manhattan is 34 square miles. Of course not every acre of land is covered with an attraction, but it’s still amazing that you can spend more than a week at the resort without ever leaving Disney property (or the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which is controlled by Disney), and not feel confined.
Epcot
The first park we visited was Epcot, just in time for their IllumiNations fireworks show. I had seen the show shortly after it opened in 1999, and it is still impressive today. Disney sure knows their pyrotechnics. Funny side note: When I was waiting in line at SFO to re-enter the US after a trip to London, someone remarked that it was “like Disney World” as we stood in the queues watching a video about how awesome the US is. Then I realized that the music in the video was the same music played during IllumiNations. Was the US Customs and Border Protection really playing Disney music, or was what I thought of as “Disney music” really a classical piece that I only associated with Disney? It turns out, the CBP was playing Disney music, originally written for IllumiNations.
However, even with explosions synchronized to music fit for the entrance to an entire nation, the undisputed highlight of the first night in WDW was the sight of a teenage girl walking towards us who, for a reason unknown to us, slapped herself in the face, and then yelled “Ow!” with a look of surprise, leading us to believe that she genuinely did not know that it would hurt if she slapped herself. It was awesome.
One exhibit we visited was a virtual roller coaster sponsored by Raytheon. The basic idea is that you sit in an enclosed capsule on a robotic arm, and inside you’re looking at a screen showing imagery synchronized with the motion of the ride. I had actually been on a similar ride years ago at a miniature golf course, but the Raytheon experience was unique in the way you program the ride. To create the ride, we went to a table with an embedded touchscreen display. There, we were able to choose different types of maneuvers, such as a barrel roll. And for each feature, we were able to adjust the speed and angle by placing a dial and ruler on the screen and moving/tilting them. There were some combinations of angle and speed that weren’t allowed due to “physics,” but fortunately it didn’t make us do any real math. As we finalized the design, we were warned that we chose a track that would make us go upside-down multiple times. Before boarding, we had to name our design. There was a list of words to choose from, and Brendan chose “Cloud” because “everything is in the cloud today.” Then we realized that the name had to be two words. I chose “Hawk.” So, our ride became Cloud Hawk. I was sick to my stomach the entire trip, but I entered the capsule anyway, since having a robot swing you around and trying not to vomit is a fun adventure. Adding to the challenge was that there were cameras inside the capsule providing a video feed monitored by the operator as well as the other passenger, so not only did I have to not get sick, I had to avoid making any facial expressions that would indicate discomfort. It actually ended up being a lot of fun, and I got to finally experience a barrel roll.
It was also fun to see that they had done some upgrades to Spaceship Earth, though it still feels a bit dated. The most entertaining part for us was at the end, on the new touchscreen panels on the ride, they asked us a short series of questions (Do you prefer to live in the country or the city? Do you like to make plans in advance?), which was then used to personalize this video:
Animal Kingdom and Disney Trees
Brendan described Animal Kingdom as “the coolest zoo you’ve ever been to,” and I think that’s a fair assessment. This was my first time visiting the park, and we got to see a lot of it thanks to the Wild Africa Trek, a special tour that lets you get closer to the animals than regular guests. This was a lot of fun.
Our trek took us close to a couple of hippopotamuses who were feeding on watermelon. We were able to go to the very edge of the hill above the water where the hippos were, thanks to the safety harnesses we all wore.
Another fun feature of the trek was two rope bridges that went across the crocodile habitat. While I was secure enough with a safety net and harness not to be afraid of the height, I was afraid of adding “special effects” to the attraction due to my upset stomach. Fortunately, I was able to make it across without incident.
We got an up-close look at the crocodiles in the same way we did the hippos, which was pretty cool. I have seen alligators many times in South Carolina, but the crocodiles we saw at Disney were much bigger than I expected.
After the hiking portion of the tour, we got on a safari vehicle to explore the savannah, which, in addition to animals, featured “real Disney trees.” You see even on this tour, the cast members (Disney employees) do not break character, and the whole time we were on the tour they spoke as if we were in Africa. One guest asked if some of the trees (I can’t remember which kind) were real. The guide was able to answer with, “They’re real Disney trees.”
As part of the tour, we got to eat lunch out on the savannah.
Magic Kingdom
To get a behind-the-scenes look at Disney, at the Magic Kingdom we went on the Keys to the Kingdom Tour. Our tour guide, Anibal, explained the incredible attention to detail that Disney has when creating an experience, and explained a bit of the storyline behind some of the aspects of the Magic Kingdom. Starting with the entrance, he noted that you can’t see Cinderella’s Castle until you enter the park, adding to the anticipation. Walking down Main Street USA, the names on the windows represent people who were involved in the creation of the park, so it’s like walking through the opening credits to a movie. There’s even popcorn being sold right before the street starts, as if it’s a theater lobby. We walked into one of the side streets, where he pointed out that if you listened carefully, there was a piano playing upstairs, with the sound coming from a window with a sign advertising piano lessons. He joked that the only people who notice this are those who go on the tour.
As the reveal of the castle shows, Imagineers are very aware of sight lines. Except for the thresholds between the various themed areas, as you look around, there’s typically nothing that would look out of place, whether it’s a building with the wrong theme, or something that looks like it belongs behind the scenes. And, as you walk “backstage,” there are marked lines indicating at which point you’re out of sight from the guest area, and can break character. If you’re in a parade, this marks the point at which you should start or stop dancing.
Once backstage, Disney looks a little more like the real world, with more industrial-looking buildings and exposing the massive support infrastructure required to run a park. We got to see characters… out of character, parade floats in storage, and a large trash vacuum used to bring in trash from around the park via underground pipes. I won’t spoil too many details (and cameras weren’t allowed anyway), but as for one thing you don’t see as a typical guest, take a look at Splash Mountain from the outside and think about all of the stuff you went through while on the ride. Does it look like it would all fit within the mountain that you see?
As you’ve probably heard before, the guest area of the Magic Kingdom is actually the second floor, as the utilidors are underneath, providing hidden infrastructure that allows cast members to move from one area of the park to another without being caught wearing the wrong costume or being stopped by a bunch of guests. We were allowed to visit a utilidor, which had some cool memorabilia on the walls, and plenty of cast members traveling from one place to the next. While downstairs, we watched a video of how costumes are distributed at Disney World. they all have embedded RFID chips, so when cast members check in or check out from the wardrobe department, they just place the costumes on the scanner, which can read multiple RFID tags at once.
And finally, one perk of the tour was that we got to skip the lines on a few rides including the Haunted Mansion and the Jungle Cruise. On the Jungle Cruise, which I had never been on before, Anibal took over as the tour guide and instead of doing the usual Jungle Cruise routine, pointed out some behind-the-scenes aspects of the ride.
Disney’s Hollywood Studios
The Tower of Terror remains awesome. Here’s a picture of Mickey that I drew in a drawing class:
Downtown Disney
At Downtown Disney, we had dinner at Earl of Sandwich. Even though I was sick, I still enjoyed my hot ham and swiss sandwich and Earl’s Grey lemonade. After dinner, we picked up some last-minute tickets for really good seats at La Nouba, a Cirque du Soleil show. Like all of their shows, it showcased amazingly talented people. I particularly enjoyed the trampoline act (similar to one in their Elvis show), the diabolos, and the juggler.
Updates
It’s very easy for attractions to become dated. I remember from my previous visit to Disney World that Test Track was my favorite ride since part of the fun of it for me was how technically advanced it is. Last month, just about a decade after Test Track opened for the first time, Test Track felt old. Why? It felt old because during the orientation video, my first thought was, “Wow, a CRT monitor. That’s old,” followed by, “Wow, that car that they’re testing in the video does not look new.” When I saw the video for the first time in 1999, everything felt brand-new, and even the monitors were impressive since they were the flat-screen CRTs instead of the convex types. The good news is that orientation video aside, the ride is still impressive, and I’m really looking forward to checking out Radiator Springs Racers, an upcoming Cars-themed attraction which will be based on the Test Track technology. Also impressive is the Tower of Terror, which opened in 1994 but is still technically impressive in all aspects, and one of my favorite attractions.
Even though there are the occasional dated aspects of the parks, Disney does a lot to keep things updated, and there was a lot of construction going on during our visit. Anibal pointed out that when they renovate a building, they first take photos of it, and then they use these life-sized photographs to cover the scaffolding during the renovation. It’s a nice touch. Speaking of updates, it looks like we have to go back, as since our visit the Haunted Mansion has received a pretty cool update.
One more thing
I have an idea for a ride that I want someone to steal, build, and then invite me to the opening of. When I was around 10-12 years old, I came up with a really cool idea for a type of ride, I think after my first trip to Disney World. I never told too many people about it, because I thought that maybe someday I would invent it as an Imagineer. Now that I’ve gone through school without getting an engineering degree and have dedicated my career so far to the Internet, I’m pretty sure that I won’t be in a position in the near future to design a theme park ride. So, I’ll go public with my concept: the breakaway ride.
Here’s the basic idea: You start off the ride in some vehicle, which as I initially imagineered it was a spaceship. At some point in the ride, something goes wrong. The walls around you fly away, piece by piece, as if the ship is falling apart, and you’re left exposed. And then, even the seats separate, and you fly away on your own track, completely alone. It would be so cool. I’m sure I sketched it out at some point, so I hope that still exists somewhere at home. Even when I was younger I thought through practical items such as how the pieces of the ship would travel alongside the passengers and appear to be connected, and the fact that the seats would have to be arranged in such a way that people wouldn’t be able to hold hands, which could be dangerous during the breakaway sequence.
I’m not really sure where I’m going with this.